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1960s
Del Shannon's, "Runaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a-walkin' in the rain
To the bowl I fill the pail
Original Lyrics:
I'm a-walkin' in the rain
Tears are fallin' and I feel a pain
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bitch over troubled Walter
Original Lyrics:
Like a bridge over troubled water
The Beach Boys', "Karen"
Misheard Lyrics:
And parents, what's your name?
Original Lyrics:
And Karen is her name
The Troggs', "Wild Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
One thing
Original Lyrics:
Wild Thing
 
1970s
Dobie Gray's, "Drift Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme the people as in free my soul.
Original Lyrics:
Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul.
Elton John's, "Daniel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn it, you're a star
In the faithful old sky
Original Lyrics:
Daniel, you're a star
In the face of the sky
Elton John's, "Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Malls ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
Original Lyrics:
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
Jose Feliciano's, "Chico and the Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come Orlando for a Diana, get us some jelly
Original Lyrics:
Caminando por la calle de Los Angeles
L.T.D.'s, "(Everytime I Turn Around) Back in Love Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I move on the loose
When I welcome in
Original Lyrics:
Every time I move, I lose
When I look, I'm in
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "What's Your Name?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash your mane!
Original Lyrics:
What's your name?
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded by the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
And little Squirrely Hurley gave my anus a twirly-whirly
And asked me if I needed a rag --
Original Lyrics:
And little early-pearly came by in his curly-wurly
And asked me if I needed a ride.
Theme Songs', "Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeping your head underwater
Taking a break when you can
Original Lyrics:
Keeping your head above water
Making a wave when you can
 
1980s
'Til Tuesday's, "Voices Carry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh trash, keep it downtown, p****y's scary
Original Lyrics:
Hush, hush, keep it down, now, voices carry.
Genesis', "In Too Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see your eyes go to me
Original Lyrics:
I can feel your eyes go through me
John Mellencamp's, "Jack and Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suckin' on chili dogs, our scientists freed
Original Lyrics:
Suckin' on chili dogs outside the Tastee Freeze
Michael Jackson's, "2 Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't got enough of me
You ain't got enough of me
You ain't disgustin' me, yeah yeah
You're ain't it just for me
You ain't disgustin' me
That just won't your cut for me
But do bad, do bad
Original Lyrics:
You ain't done enough for me
You ain't done enough for me
You are disgustin' me, yeah yeah
You're aiming just for me
You are disgustin' me
Just want your cut from me
But too bad, too bad
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show them how to dougie wrong or it's right
or
Show them how to boogie show'em it's right
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
Michael Jackson's, "Smooth Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
See yeti are you walkin'
Original Lyrics:
So, Annie, are you okay?
Phil Collins', "Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around and see me frown
Original Lyrics:
Turn around and see me cry
Phil Collins', "Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a soldier to lean on
Original Lyrics:
Just a shoulder to lean on
Phil Collins', "I Don't Care Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you held all the cars
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you held all the cards
Pink Floyd's, "Learning to Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
A sole intention that's learning to fly
Original Lyrics:
A soul in tension that's learning to fly
 
1990s
Daler Mehndi's, "Tunak Tunak Tun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juice juice
Do the juice juice
Do the juice juice
In the jar jar jar
Original Lyrics:
Tunak Tunak Tun
Tunak Tunak Tun
Tunak Tunak Tun
Da Da Da
John Mellencamp's, "Key West Intermezzo (I Saw You First)"
Misheard Lyrics:
He just made that stormy nacht
There ain't no girl like dad
Original Lyrics:
He just made that story up
There ain't no girl like that
John Mellencamp's, "Key West Intermezzo (I Saw You First)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you burst
Original Lyrics:
I saw you first
John Mellencamp's, "Key West Intermezzo (I Saw You First)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tells me a story of a girl he knows she can turkey
Original Lyrics:
Tells me a story of a girl he knows in Kentucky
John Mellencamp's, "R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow sick days in the U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
Paula Cole's, "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is my honorable mention?
Original Lyrics:
Where is my Marlboro Man?
Phil Collins', "True Colors"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see your crew cuts
Original Lyrics:
When i see your true colors
Radiohead's, "Black Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blame it on the foreign sky
Original Lyrics:
Blame it on the falling sky
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the median math bend to differ
Original Lyrics:
But the meteor men beg to differ
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
So what's wrong with taking the fat streak?
Original Lyrics:
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
Smash Mouth's, "Then the Morning Comes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the world's okay
Original Lyrics:
And the world's a faze
Smash Mouth's, "Walking on the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't be late, act now
Original Lyrics:
So don't delay, act now
Sting's, "The Hounds of Winter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I lick my thoughts together
Original Lyrics:
Collect my thoughts together
Toni Braxton's, "Un-Break My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let me end all this pain
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave me in all this pain
U2's, "Happiness Is a Warm Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother Superior jump the gum
Original Lyrics:
Mother Superior jump the gun
 
2000s
Commercial's, "Walt Disney World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm growing to Disney World!
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to Disney World!
Fall Out Boy's, "20 Dollar Nose Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels like 14 karats but no Claritin
Original Lyrics:
It feels like fourteen karats, but no clarity.
Fall Out Boy's, "A Little Less Sixteen Candles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get all the signs and the morals just right
Original Lyrics:
Get all the sighs and the moans just right
Fall Out Boy's, "Uma Thurman"
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be nothing but death for us now
Original Lyrics:
To May nothing but death do us part
Jessica Simpson's, "I Think I'm in Love with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My fans tell me
Something has come over me
I don't even know what it is
I think I'm in luck
Original Lyrics:
My friends tell me
Something has come over me
And I think I know what it is
I think I'm in love
Jessica Simpson's, "These Boots Were Made for Walkin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
These boobs were made for rubbin'
Original Lyrics:
These boots were made for walkin'
Miley Cyrus', "Best of Both Worlds"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get bulimia out front
Original Lyrics:
You get the limo out front
Opeth's, "Derelict Herds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you the neighbor?
Original Lyrics:
Are you a believer?
Vanessa Carlton's, "White Houses"
Misheard Lyrics:
And beer through the nose from an inside choke
Original Lyrics:
And beer through the nose from an inside joke
 
2010s
A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie's, "Jungle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have been watching from the jungle, Jew
Original Lyrics:
I should have been watching from the jump with you
Breadwinners', "Delivered All the Bread"
Misheard Lyrics:
We delivered all the Fred, all the Fred
Original Lyrics:
We delivered all the bread, all the bread
Jason Aldean's, "A Little More Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
If that wind was Ren and Stimpy blowing in like a warm southern whisper
Original Lyrics:
If that wind was a friend it'd still be blowing in like a warm summer whisper
Shawn Mendes', "Mercy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you please have mercy on me
I'm a puppy on your street
And even though you got good intentions
I need you to set me free
Original Lyrics:
Would you please have mercy on me
I'm a puppet on your strings
And even though you got good intentions
I need you to set me free

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