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Bill Murray's, "The Mercy Killers"
The Funny Lyrics:
The Mercy Killers: We kill, not because we want to,
But because we think it's right to,
They call us the Mercy Killers.
But because we think it's right to,
They call us the Mercy Killers.
Why They're funny:
This was really written as part of a (original) Saturday Night Live comedy sketch performed by Bill (Star Wars) Murray as he breaks into a hospital to unplug someone...unfortunately he goes to the wrong room and smothers Garrett Morris who just had a vacectomy (and they say it's a safe operation).
Submitted by: Adam Bernstein
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