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These are lyrics by Ashlee Simpson that we think are kind of funny.
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Ashlee Simpson's, "Dating"
The Funny Lyrics:
on a Monday im dating, on Tuesday im hating, and by wednesday I, dumped, him.when the phone rings i hang up on you,the darkness fills the roomand it comes to bite me in the but!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why They're funny:
This guy is so crazy for you . This guy can't stop thinking about you!He faints when ever he hears your voice.this guy wears glasses and shoes.if you ever want to meet himjust goto mc dounolds.just remember this guy is crazy for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by: MR.L
Ashlee Simpson's, "La La"
The Funny Lyrics:
You make me wanna la la In the kitchen on the floor. I'll be your French maid when I meet you at the door. I'm like an alley cat, I drink the milk up, I want more.
Why They're funny:
Why is this song funny (to me, at least)? 1) 'La La' is a euphemism for sex...it's fresh and cute...and this song is being played on radio stations 2) Why French maid? Why not any other nationality? I know the Halloween costume is called 'French maid' too, but I never saw anything particularly French about it.....just looks like a maid's outfit to me. 3) The 'cat' line..and yes, I know that it may be talking about an alley cat who is always hungry..so if you give her milk once, she'll remember you and keep coming back for more...At the same time, anyone with half a dirty mind will probably realize she isn't talking about plain milk here, if you get my drift ;-)~~~ Pretty dirty for a 'dumb' pop song..and pretty interesting that it gets played on radio stations..especially with the line 'I like it better when it hurts' in one of the verses....
Submitted by: m
Ashlee Simpson's, "Shadow"
The Funny Lyrics:
'Don't feel sorry for me'
Why They're funny:
no one feels sorry for you hunny! you got everything. A cute boyfriend, cash, N more!!! no matter what hair color you have, you'll always be A domb blonde!
Submitted by: Mandi
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