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Alanis Morisette's, "I See Right Through You"
The Funny Lyrics:
You took me out to wine, dine, sixty-nine me
But didn't hear a damn word I said...
But didn't hear a damn word I said...
Why They're funny:
lol the unfortunate truth! Sad, but true!
Submitted by: Kerri
Alanis Morisette's, "Ironic"
The Funny Lyrics:
An old man, turned ninety-eight, He won the lottery and died the next day. It's a black fly in your Chardonnay. It's a death row pardon, two minutes too late. It's like rain on your wedding day. It's a free ride when you've already paid. A traffic jam when you're already late. A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. It's meeting the man of my dreams, And then meeting his beautiful wife. It's the good advice that you just didn't take Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought 'Well isn't this nice...' And isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
Why They're funny:
No Alanis, it isn't ironic. It's Unfortunate. Now that you have a billion dollars go out and buy a dictionary.
Submitted by: Pluto Aoi
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