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"Pretending that we live doesn't make us alive."
-Serj Tankian

- Submitted by: RavenShadowIV

My c*ck is much bigger than yours!
- Daron Malakian (2005)

- Submitted by: Mellor, P

We're misguided adults helping misguided teenagers.
- Daron Malkian

Why dont Presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?

BYOB - performed by System of a Down (2005)

- Submitted by: Mellor, P

Yet you feed us lies from the TABLECLOTH.

- Submitted by: Molly Noble

You can't think of everything. I mean, when you take a shit, do you think about how the shit's gonna come out?
- Serj Tankian

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

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