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(interviewer Jon Landau:) Didn't you visit Dylan's apartment once and ruffle through the waste to see 'how Dylan did it'.?
(Paul Simon:) You're nuts.
(Jon Landau:) I heard you did that.
(Paul Simon, laughing:) Yeah, I once fed a journalist that story, but it's crazy. I can't see why anyone would think they'll find anything by looking through his trash?!'

- Submitted by: Magnus

During the psychedelic days, records faded in and out; things became other things.

I write from instinct, from an inexplicable sparkle. I don't know why I'm writing what I'm writing. Usually, I let my hands wander on my guitar. And I sing anything. I play anything.

Music is forever; music should grow and mature with you, following you right on up until you die.

Once you name the unnamable, you get numb.

Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

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