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Quotes about and from Elvis Presley at the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have quotes about and from.

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Gotta run. Neighbors just sighted Elvis making crop circles.

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
- Elvis Presley

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
- Johnny Carson

People have called me the King, they say that I'm the King of Rock-n-Roll. Well, there's only one King and that's God - not me.

- Submitted by: I'm Not God Either

Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can't help but move to it. That's what happens to me. I can't help it.

- Submitted by: Gyrate Til You Get Your Fill

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