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Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.
- Liam Gallagher

Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it.
- Liam Gallagher

Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight.
- Liam Gallagher

She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
- Liam Gallagher - about Victoria Beckham (former Spice Girl)

Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot as far as I'm concerned. She gets cool dance producers to work with her for some bizarre reason, I don't know why. She doesn't even have a good name. It's a stupid name, Kylie, I just don't get it.
- Noel Gallagher

I despise hip hop. Loathe it. Eminem is an idiot and I find 50 Cent the most distasteful character I have ever crossed in my life. Eminem's new song about his kid - isn't it the most ridiculous piece of music you have ever heard in your life? I just don't like the dragging women around on dog leads and all that stuff
- Noel Gallagher

He's now trying to make social comment, this is the guy who hid who he actually was from the public for 20 years, now, all of a sudden, he's got something to say about the way of the world. I find it laughable. That's even before you get to the song, which is diabolical.
- Noel Gallagher - on George Michael's 'Shoot the Dog'

Paul McCartney, one of the best songwriters of all time, has only produced manure for the past 25 years.
- Noel Gallagher

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

Do you ever look at the sky and think, I'm glad I'm alive? After I heard System of a Down, I thought, I'm actually alive to hear the shittiest band of all time. Which is quite something when you think about it. Of all the bands that have gone before and all the bands that'll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around.
- Noel Gallagher

Gem helps me out a lot, I struggle with lyrics sometimes... I can't find the words. The words I find hard 'cos I'm fucking thick
- Liam Gallagher - re using Gem Archer's assistance to write lyrics - 2006

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

I'm a great songwriter but I'm not the most talented musician.
- Noel Gallagher

- Submitted by: Mister Sifter

Of course I love Liam but not as much as I love a pot-noodle.
- Noel Gallagher

- Submitted by: Mister Sifter

One thing you don't do is let the singer have creative input on any fucking thing, because they're useless.
- Noel Gallager

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

So George Harrison and Paul McCartney think we're derivative rubbish, ay? Well they can fucking meet us at a tennis court, Ringo too! and we'll beat the fucking shit out of them! Mick Jagger and Keith Richards will get their asses whipped by us too! Oasis is the greatest fucking band around! We are bigger and better than the Beatles, than the Stones, the Who and the Kinks! Oasis is bigger than Jesus, bigger than rock'n'roll and bigger than GOD! We will beat them any bloody day! Liam Gallagher of Oasis

- Submitted by: Wonderwall Climber

They should be shot. (on the Backstreet Boys)
- Noel Gallagher

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

Why is a has-been presenting to the gonna-bes?
- Noel Gallagher - to Michael Hutchence on receiving an award at the 1996 Brit Awards

 
 

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