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"Oh yeah, my last selfie got 40-thousand likes on Instagram". Yeah, why don't you go fuck off and get a drug habit, you penis?" - Noel Gallagher on modern pop stars
Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.
- Liam Gallagher
Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it.
- Liam Gallagher
Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight.
- Liam Gallagher
She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
- Liam Gallagher - about Victoria Beckham (former Spice Girl)
Kylie Minogue is just a demonic little idiot as far as I'm concerned. She gets cool dance producers to work with her for some bizarre reason, I don't know why. She doesn't even have a good name. It's a stupid name, Kylie, I just don't get it.
- Noel Gallagher
I despise hip hop. Loathe it. Eminem is an idiot and I find 50 Cent the most distasteful character I have ever crossed in my life. Eminem's new song about his kid - isn't it the most ridiculous piece of music you have ever heard in your life? I just don't like the dragging women around on dog leads and all that stuff
- Noel Gallagher
He's now trying to make social comment, this is the guy who hid who he actually was from the public for 20 years, now, all of a sudden, he's got something to say about the way of the world. I find it laughable. That's even before you get to the song, which is diabolical.
- Noel Gallagher - on George Michael's 'Shoot the Dog'
Paul McCartney, one of the best songwriters of all time, has only produced manure for the past 25 years.
- Noel Gallagher
Do you ever look at the sky and think, I'm glad I'm alive? After I heard System of a Down, I thought, I'm actually alive to hear the shittiest band of all time. Which is quite something when you think about it. Of all the bands that have gone before and all the bands that'll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around.
- Noel Gallagher
Gem helps me out a lot, I struggle with lyrics sometimes... I can't find the words. The words I find hard 'cos I'm fucking thick
- Liam Gallagher - re using Gem Archer's assistance to write lyrics - 2006
He looks like Zorro on doughnuts. (on Jack White) - Noel Gallagher
I cringe when I see these bands doing all that "Everybody over here get your hands up!" shit. Fuck off. I'm not arsed where I am or even why you lot [the audience] are here. I've made a record, you've come to see me play it live. The end. Now buy a T-shirt on the way out and fuck off. - Noel Gallagher
I don't know. One of them's got a moustache, and that's unacceptable. - Noel Gallagher
I don't know. One of them's got a moustache, and that's unacceptable. - Noel Gallagher on Alt-J
I don't watch the news. The news is fucking boring. So if the world is going to end, I don't want to know about it. I don't want to watch the run-up to it. If the sky is going to catch fire because some little, fat North Korean idiot fires a rocket into it, let it fucking end. I don't want to know about it. I'd rather be doing something else. - Noel Gallagher
I had a car made once, a custom 1967 Jaguar convertible. It cost me 110,000 pounds. I got it built to my specifications. The fucking driver's seat only fits me. At the time, I couldn't drive, but I thought, "By the time they finish this fucking car, I will have easily have learned to drive. It's going to take 2 years." 2 years after I paid for it, the car turns up at my house and I had completely forgotten about the driving lessons, and to this day I cannot drive. If anybody would like to buy it, I will gladly sell it to them. - Noel Gallagher, on his most extravagant purchase
I have an opinion on everything, and if I don't have an opinion, I'll fucking make one up on the spot. - Noel Gallagher
I'm a great songwriter but I'm not the most talented musician.
- Noel Gallagher
My old man invented road rage. When the new Ford Sierra came out it was a big thing. I remember him calling a guy in the street out of the window, "You fucking Sierra-faced bastard!". That's poetry, man.
Of course I love Liam but not as much as I love a pot-noodle.
- Noel Gallagher
One thing you don't do is let the singer have creative input on any fucking thing, because they're useless.
- Noel Gallager
Play 'One', shut the fuck up about Africa. (on U2) - Noel Gallagher
So George Harrison and Paul McCartney think we're derivative rubbish, ay? Well they can fucking meet us at a tennis court, Ringo too! and we'll beat the fucking shit out of them! Mick Jagger and Keith Richards will get their asses whipped by us too! Oasis is the greatest fucking band around! We are bigger and better than the Beatles, than the Stones, the Who and the Kinks! Oasis is bigger than Jesus, bigger than rock'n'roll and bigger than GOD! We will beat them any bloody day! Liam Gallagher of Oasis
They should be shot. (on the Backstreet Boys)
- Noel Gallagher
Why is a has-been presenting to the gonna-bes?
- Noel Gallagher - to Michael Hutchence on receiving an award at the 1996 Brit Awards
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