'Hey girls, you're beautiful. Whether you're a size 32 or a size 18. As long as you're a good person. As long as you respect others and yourself. Don't listen to those fashion magazines. Hey girls, you're beautiful' - Gerard Way.

'My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches.' - Frank Iero

Beach balls at festivals are the work of the devil!
- Gerard Way

Cameraman: So, did you read Ellen DeGeneres's new book?
Frank: Yeah.
Cameraman: How was it?
Frank: It made me a lesbian.

Dont piss your life away with suicide
- it's a bullshit way out
- Gerard Way

First kiss. With who and where? - Leah Miller of Much Music
That was actually how I met Bob - Frank

Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it's meese.

Frank: I'd date Gerard.

Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary.
- Gerard Way

I could eat my body weight in sushi!
- Mikey Way

I want to be a vampire. They're the coolest monsters.
-Gerard Way

I was like wooo, I like killed so many plants.
-Gerard Way

I would date Gerard.
- Frank Iero

I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass.
I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.
- Gerard Way

I'm gonna buy whatever shower curtain I want.
- Gerard Way

Interviewer: How do you feel about turning thirty this year?
Gerard: I'm actually excited about it. I'll tell you why.
I always see getting older as like learning. Thirty's not old...
Thirty's like when you're twenty.
Frank: Yeah. For trees.
Gerard: ...for trees.

Interviewer: So how did you feel about the hugs after that?
Gerard: The hugs were sweet

Interviewer: Why should the world give a damn about My Chemical Romance?

Gerard: Because we give a damn about it.
Frank: Save your life.
Gerard: Yeah. Good enough for me, and there are so few people that actually do give a damn about the world.
Frank: Yeah.

Interviewer: Very true.

Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles...

It's me and Gerard on the porch, talking about how Gerard isn't cool!
-Mikey

Just cause you're bigger than me, just cause you're smarter than me, does not mean.. no way, no how.. I'm sucking you off.. for any amount of money!-Gerard Way

Leah Miller Of Much Music: Do you guys have any fetishes?
Bob: Beards.....
Frank: Yeah, beards....

Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f*ckin' princess!
-Gerard

People think we're rich vampires.
-Gerard Way

So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?
- Gerard Way

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the window.
- Gerard Way

Suicide is a serious thing. And if you know anyone who is suicidal, you need to get them help. No one should be in pain. Everyone should love themselves. Like I love you all.
-Gerard Way

The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.
-Gerard

The world is less violent when people are using hula-hoops.
Mikey Way

This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.
- Mikey Way

We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster
- Frank Lero

We're very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people.
-Mikey Way

When the water touched my balls, that's when I got scared.
- Frank Iero

Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.

Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a bear suit?
-Gerard Way

Women being objectified and all the bad things that are just inherit and ingrained in it that don't have to be that way.
- Gerard Way

You should see me as a chick. I look hot as a chick
- Gerard Way