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Done? What's that mean anyway? When is a song 'done'?
- Lars Ulrich

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

Basically, we put our songs together in very much the same way the guys in Metallica do.
- John Flansburgh-They Might Be Giants

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

Doing things the way you see it, going by your own heart and soul, that is pure artistic integrity. Whatever the hair is six or sixty inches long, the eyes have make-up or not, the riffs are in 'E' or 'F' sharp, the amps are Marshall or not, all those things don't matter if you are doing it for the right reason, which to me means doing it for yourself!
- Lars Ulrich

One of my few shortcomings is that I can't predict the future.
- Lars Ulrich

They paint fucking white lines in the middle of the road and the cops tell you you can't drive there, but they don't do anything to prevent you like puting nails in the road.
- Lars Ulrich

The 'not-giving-a-fuck' meter is as far into the red-zone as ever before.
- Lars Ulrich

Life is like a permanent limp dick, with an occassional blow job. [When told by Phil that life is like a permanent cloudy day, with an occassional sunshine]

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

The only band that we have never played with but have always wanted to is the Rolling Stones.

- Submitted by: Travis

We don't support violence - James Hetfield of Metallica

- Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

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