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"After the gig in St Petersburg, there are about 50 women waiting outside the dressing room. One of them comes up to me. She's obviously a psychopath. She has a gift for me and, you know?, I'm used to Russian fans giving me roses and teddy bears, but she comes with a huge, incredibly intricate oil painting, which she says took her five months to complete. It features me, naked and horribly emaciated, with birds on my shoulders. I am holding a glowing heart in front of my genitals... The next day, when we leave for home, I see Dom, our drummer, walking around the airport with the painting, showing it to complete strangers."

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"I fucking hate the human species, but I love nestlé... it's kinda bueno!"

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"I swear to drunk, I'm not god!"

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Interviewer: Whats your favourite or worse place to play the guitar? Matt: My worse is around one or two people,I just can't do it Interviewer: Will you play me a song?? *puppy eyes* Matt: Did you... even listen to what i just said!?

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Interviewer: Who do you think is the coolest woman of all time? Matt B.: Mary,mother of god... She got pregnant and managed to convince everyone she was still a virgin!!

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