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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)

You're willing to pay him a thousand dollars a night just for singing? Why, you can get a phonograph record of Minnie the Moocher for 75 cents. And for a buck and a quarter, you can get Minnie. (Night at the Opera)
- Groucho Marx


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