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And when love grows
It grows like a flower or grows like a tumor
Love shows that God has a sense of humour.

- Submitted by: andy

Fools in love, gently hold each others hands forever
Fools in love, gently tear each other limb from limb

I've read the Bible and those books at school
but they don't make much sense of this
The finest minds are calling me a fool
But you destroy them with your kiss
Just one kiss

- Submitted by: andy

Your Biology lesson starts here
And first of all I would make it clear
That the species known as males
have these little white things with little white tails
Which Multiply and start to shout
It's getting crowded down here - let us out
Once relieved-they start again
It's not a process controlled by the brain
Nothing to do with their hearts
Nothing to do with their heads
Nothing to do with their homes
Nothing to do with their beds
It's just B-I-O-L-O-G-Y
Can't you see?
It's just biology biology
Coming inbetween you and me.


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