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Anyone who pays $250 to see Madonna lip-synch (in concert) ought to be shot. Why is she (Madonna) such a nightmare? Her tour has been a disaster, and it couldn’t happen to a bigger c***. She looks like a fairground stripper. When you (Madonna) get up on stage tonight you make sure you do your lip-synching right!

- Submitted by: You Wanna Kiss the Bride Madonna?

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