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I once sent him a song and asked him to mark a cross wherever he thought it was faulty.
Brahms returned it untouched, saying 'I don't want to make a cemetery of your compositions.'
- Hugo Wolf

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night.
Brahms lost.
- Bennett Cerf

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There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
- George Bernard Shaw

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