well, I ain't Burt Reynolds, and I ain't Tom Selleck. (screw the cookie, I'll give you a virtual CAKE, if you correctly guess THIS reference! :)) 5s

"Cadillac Style" by Sammy Kershaw

This is an absolute nothing. Shame on you! White Lighting? Shows how much you cared.

^ Agree. You have some nerve submitting this POS. Go drop a 300Kt nuke on yourself.

Oh my, the pseudonyms are out in force today. But to no avail as usual. To each his own. Burt Reynolds is best known for S&TB and Deliverance. He has many more films and I couldn't list all 66+. Epic fail on trying to get me to leave this site. No amount of 1 bombing or name calling, trolling, and other tactics will prevail. Have fun boys...

^ boys? I figured that was just the one detractor, using a few different pseudonyms. BTW, you got it, Rob! what kind of virtual cake would you like? :)

You have already left this site, but you're too stupid to know it. And don't you, Arndt, of all people, dare to talk about using pseudonyms.
Next to a few hundred other scraps from you, this has to be the most trivial toss-off ever. When I see the effort that most others have put into their parodies and compare them to this artless drivel, I condemn you as an arrogant, vote-inflating cheat and, for your other crap today ("Makes Me Puke"), on which you won't take comments, you are a moral deviate on the extreme fringe of the lunatic fringe. That also describes your infantile, overstuffed, weak-minded, water-carrying stooge. Strong comment to follow.

Jon, I was speaking only to the detractors and Max, you are free to express your opinions openly. They are insignificant to me regardless...