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Song Parodies -> "Where's the Free Speech?"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Where's the Free Speech?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Berkeley, last night, over Far-Right speaker Milo Yiannopoulos who is also a Trump supporter. The only nazis present were the leftard crowd members burning things, breaking windows, hurtling bricks and flaming objects at campus police.
Where's the free speech?
The tolerance you teach?
Instead, you bring on violence and hatred
'Cause your goals are out of reach!

Hatefully!
Disgracefully!
Painfully!
Non-PC anarchy!

Left-wing liberals and anarchists in black
Threaten cops, damage property!

Your true colors show
You are filth...

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Centard - February 02, 2017 - Report this comment
You can't fight hate with more hate. Two wrongs don't make a right, That's what was forgotten somewhere during the election campaign.
Center Alpha Centauri - February 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Anarchists aren't left or right. They advocate NO government at all. Many advocate a peaceful anarchy where everyone respects and tolerates each other. Unfortunately there's the other version like in Somalia where there's no order, economy, infrastructure, etc. and where people will kill each other for a cigarette. Then there's the black clad anarchists who come in parades. First the anarchist cheerleaders show up waving pom-poms and chanting anarchist slogans. Then come the men, also chanting. Then all hell breaks loose.
Rob Arndt - February 02, 2017 - Report this comment
The fact that the huge left-wing crowd knew Anarchists were in their midst and _supported_ their violence proves the depth of their inner hatred. They preach love and tolerance? Where was that last night while windows were broken, fires started, and campus cops threatened? So the answer to protesting free speech of Milo Y, a right-wing supporter of Trump, is VIOLENCE? How is that progressive? What we are seeing since the election are militant feminazis, militant Gays, militant douchebag left-wing males, SJWs, PC parasites, etc... behaving badly. Why? Because America rejected their Queen Hillary and Obama's legacy. Democrats have no power and their party is broken. Poor sports, sore losers. Too bad.
Berkeley Bob - February 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Even racist neo-Nazis like Milo deserve free speech. As to last night, as is often the case, a small group of professional aholes ruined the free-speech rights of mainly peaceful demonstrators.
CML - February 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Milo is gay, BB. Nazis sent gays to concentration camps and I'm pretty sure Milo knows this. So are you saying Milo is neo-suicidal? Or do you lefties just use terms like Nazis and racist whenever you feel like it .... Cause if so, you're dulling the edge of your best weapon. Use it too much and it no longer draws blood
Max Power - February 02, 2017 - Report this comment
There's a reason why the "Progressives" were sometimes nicknamed "Regressives" considering. These people triggers easily to the point they need a safe space to feel special about themselves. Even before Trump got elected the whole thing was already a circus.
Larry Hensley - February 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Yeah, whatever happened to "practice what you preach"? Don't know how the violent ones resolve it with themselves. Peaceful demonstrating is much more effective, but even that's nullified if overshadowed by violence, which is sad and doesn't help at all
Jonathan - February 02, 2017 - Report this comment
the left calling themselves loving & tolerant, is like Sam Hunt calling himself a country singer! 455
Rob Arndt - February 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! I don't know anything about Milo, just saw the non-peaceful violent protest from the Left. But it's Berkeley, so it's kinda expected!

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