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Song Parodies -> "9:50 Then"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"9:50 Then"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Star Wars "Rogue One" hits theaters technically on Thursday night around 9pm until Midnight shows, then Friday in XD, and then traditional 2D first show at 9:50 am. I'm a true fan but stick with the first day (Friday), first 2D show. I can't wait, but actually can until Friday morning. No more camping out. Besides, there are too many theaters and showtimes that camping out isn't a real option in my area. My, how times have changed..
9:50 then,
Am not Pm,

Star Wars first show in 2D doesn't begin until then!

No Thursday!
No Camping!
No Fandango!

Got my box office ticket early, just a walk-up and a $10...

Can't wait to see "Rogue" and then 40th anniversary with VIII Episode!!!

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Jonathan - December 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Jonathan's Lame Joke of the Day: old lady, old lady, old lady who? didn't know I could Yoda, did you? 5s

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