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Song Parodies -> "Red Armor Things"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Red Armor Things"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Some bizarre Soviet armor now revealed...
Red armor things,
Red Armor things,
Tracked mobile reactor 8.8MW clean

Seems
Incredibly,
Unbelievably,
Undoubtedly,
Obscene

281 Oka was another massive machine
420mm gun for nuke artillery firing!!!

Battleship main gun so long, traverse slow
Might tip over, had to be secured in the snow!!!
Note: mobile reactor looked like a rolling barn. It was the TES-3: http://i.imgur.com/6jZmExW.jpg
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Rob Arndt - November 14, 2016 - Report this comment
281 Oka: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2B1_oka.jpg
George Henderson - November 14, 2016 - Report this comment
^ imagine Soviet Crocodile Dundee saying "that's NOT a gun, THIS is a gun!"
Jonathan - November 14, 2016 - Report this comment
in Soviet Russia, armor wear you! 5s
John Lomain - November 15, 2016 - Report this comment
A new zest parody, interesting
Rob Arndt - November 15, 2016 - Report this comment
John, I'm following the original commercial tune structure. How Max writes his are baffling!

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