Song Parodies -> "Bad Beauty Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

"Bad Beauty Queen"

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Alicia Machado...

Bad Beauty Queen,
Bad Beauty Queen,
Broke her contract* became "Miss Piggy!"

Pounds gained- 60!
Gain unhealthy!
Fitness frenzy!

[Media attentive]

Now in 2016:

Bad Beauty Queen says Trump was mean,
he was MEAN! (Fat shaming)
Who ate the food B-tch? Who stretched YOUR seams?

The contract YOU broke, you Venezuelan joke.

* contract stated Miss Universe must stay in 125-130 lb range to maintain appearance

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Glen - October 03, 2016 - Report this comment

Weight a second, this is heavy! Three fives!

Jonathan - October 03, 2016 - Report this comment

^ 5's for both the parody and this fine gentleman's punny comment!

Rob Arndt - October 03, 2016 - Report this comment

Thanks guys!

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Song Parodies -> "Bad Beauty Queen"

"Zestfully Clean"

Zest TV Commercial

"Bad Beauty Queen"

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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