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Song Parodies -> ""Rogue One" New Things"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

""Rogue One" New Things"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More news on "Rogue One" coming Dec 2016.
"Rouge One" new things,
"Rogue One" new things,
No Jedi fight scenes
Rebel Team is just not into unseen things!

No Force, only violence...

Don't fight fairly!
Turned a K-250*!!!

Imperials with new AT-ACTs**
Death Trooper green night vision to see
Naval Stormtroopers attack from the sea
Jyn Erso's mission is the Death Star plans to seize

Rebel, criminal, spiritual, these folks
Vader, bounty hunters including Boba aren't dopes

Full assault on Jedi Temple island!!!

* Enforcer Droid
** All-Terrain Armored Cargo Transport

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Jonathan - May 26, 2016 - Report this comment
december 2016? I am so there! or maybe not maybe I'll just wait for the blu-ray release I'm not really sure yet! 5's
Rob Arndt - May 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Yea, all Rogue adventures will be every Dec in 2016, 2018, and 2020. Star Wars regular episodes are back to May in 2017 and 2019. Episodes X-XII are being discussed... Technically, "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" is Episode 3.5. And the title is about Jyn Erso, not the fact that it is first of the Rogue Adventures. AFAIK, the next is NOT "Rogue Two." It will have a new title and the lower tag of "A Star Wars Story."

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