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Song Parodies -> "I Need New Jeans"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"I Need New Jeans"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Sometimes buying a new pair of jeans can be an experience!
I need new jeans,
I need new jeans,
Simple denim, not torn nor fancy stitching
A little loose and clean, made for wallet holding

Key dangling...

Fit comfortably!
Not too tightly!
Not unsightly!

Unlike women who seek form-fitting, just need a pair that won't be splitting! Made for roughhousing AND table-sitting!

Tight butt? No thanks, folks
Gays in Guess slim-tapered joke...


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Jonathan - April 25, 2016 - Report this comment
"sighs" it never fails every Thanksgiving & Christmas I need new jeans... God I love those holidays! 5's
Rob Arndt - April 25, 2016 - Report this comment
How true Jon. The things you really NEED like clothing, underwear, and shoes ARE the best gifts to give and receive! F' the big ticket toys and electronics! Btw, 5 mos until Southern Comfort eggnog ;-)
John Lomain - April 25, 2016 - Report this comment
I have to buy jeans sometimes if I've lost or gained weight. Funny, 5's

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