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Song Parodies -> "The Star Trek Breen"
Original Song Title:
"Zestfully Clean"
Original Performer:
Zest Soap TV Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"The Star Trek Breen"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
My 50th Zest parody. I wanted to use as many rhymes with clean, so I'll finish with The Breen from "Star Trek Deep Space 9"
The Star Trek Breen,
The Star Trek Breen,
Appearance remains unrevealed
With these no blood beings!
Suited Amoniri!
Fenrisal, snout is scary!
Silwaan, most humanoid- clearly!
Ships of organic technology
With non-Klingon cloaking!
Type III disruptors and
weird energy dampening!!!
Star Trek DS9 showed
But remain ST elusive, unknown...
Even in Alpha Quadrant!!!
The Star Trek Breen,
Appearance remains unrevealed
With these no blood beings!
Suited Amoniri!
Fenrisal, snout is scary!
Silwaan, most humanoid- clearly!
Ships of organic technology
With non-Klingon cloaking!
Type III disruptors and
weird energy dampening!!!
Star Trek DS9 showed
But remain ST elusive, unknown...
Even in Alpha Quadrant!!!
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I. Will. Give. This. 5's.
^ that's what William Shatner speak looks like when I type it out!
^ that's what William Shatner speak looks like when I type it out!
Thanks Jon, I think this is an end to the Zest parodies. I just wanted to see how far I could go. 50 is enough! Although not a big ST fan (compared to SW), the Breen just came to mind. The whole Wolf ice soldier thing with mechanical synthesized language. Does that helmet look familiar?
Always try to be arrhythmic when you channel the Shat, Jonathan -- I. WILL .. Give you..... FIVES....... Arndt.
Thanks CML, didn't know you were a ST fan. Btw, the helmet is based off Princess Leia as the disguised Bounty hunter in ROTJ. Bouush (SP?)
I was just the right age to be taken in by the original series, Rob. I wouldn't necessarily say I'm a full blown Trekkie, but I do like to recite my Pledge of Allegiance with a certain Shatnerian flourish .... And .. TO. The. Republic. Forwhichit ...... STANDS!!
My favorite series from ST is "Star Trek Enterprise" from the early 2000s with Archer and the NX-01. Who didn't also like curvy Jolene Blalock as T'Pol?
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