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Song Parodies -> "The T-14"
Original Song Title:
"Zestfully Clean"
Original Performer:
Zest Soap TV Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"The T-14"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Russia's new Armata family of armor starting with the new tank. Impressive, 49 tons, crew of 3 in the hull in a separate armored capsule. Speed of 60 mph or higher with a 2000 HP engine and 14 road wheels. Armor both passive and active. A 125mm smoothbore gun fed by autoloader and ability to fire Sprinter ATGMs through the gun tube. Secondary 12.7mm Kord MG and 7.62mm PKTM plus a roof Mount MG and missile system. 42 rounds ammo. 125 mm gun can be swapped out with 152mm in future. Claims are it is immune to all tank APFSDS and HEAT rounds, even double rod penetrators!!! Became operational in 2015. So did the T-15 IFV.
The T-14,
The T-14,
New Armata family
Of tough war machines!
New MBT!
Radar sensory!
Tracked, yet high speed!
Quite a leap in design
for the Ural factories!
Designed to counter the West:
Leo 2, LeClerc, Abrams, Challenger 2.. everything!
Previous Ts up to 90 were a joke
But the Armata has the ability to cope
Sh-t will hit the fan if in the Ukraine it shows!!!
The T-14,
New Armata family
Of tough war machines!
New MBT!
Radar sensory!
Tracked, yet high speed!
Quite a leap in design
for the Ural factories!
Designed to counter the West:
Leo 2, LeClerc, Abrams, Challenger 2.. everything!
Previous Ts up to 90 were a joke
But the Armata has the ability to cope
Sh-t will hit the fan if in the Ukraine it shows!!!
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in Soviet Russia parody write you! ...Tanks for not being too harsh on me for using such an old joke! 5's
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