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Song Parodies -> "Christie's So Mean"
Original Song Title:
"Zestfully Clean"
Original Performer:
Zest Soap TV Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Christie's So Mean"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The last Republican debate saw Chris Christie nail Marco Rubio over rehearsed talking points which influenced NH voters to turn to Kasich and/or Bush. But it also did nothing to elevate Christie himself!
Christie's so mean,
Christie's so mean,
Last debate attacked Rubio
Talking point repeating!
There it is!
Repeat kid!
Marco... what gives?
(Marco should have said)
You're fat and not so lean
what's your intake of Krispy Kremes?
And your memorable bridge scandal
Accused of lying and bullying!
[Christie]
Deer in the headlights, folks
"Rubio Roboto" not ready to take the oath
Drops from third to fifth!
But better than Christie's sixth!!!
Christie's so mean,
Last debate attacked Rubio
Talking point repeating!
There it is!
Repeat kid!
Marco... what gives?
(Marco should have said)
You're fat and not so lean
what's your intake of Krispy Kremes?
And your memorable bridge scandal
Accused of lying and bullying!
[Christie]
Deer in the headlights, folks
"Rubio Roboto" not ready to take the oath
Drops from third to fifth!
But better than Christie's sixth!!!
I wonder if Christie won POTUS if Krispy Kreme would make a fatter donut and name it Christie Kreme!
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I came here for some laughs I left with the strangest hankering for some Krispy Kremes... 5's
Thanks Jon, but I never got into the warm donut fad. Every now and then I have to travel far to get to my childhood donut shop that is still around with the same Donuts made the same way since the Sixties! My favorite is their cream donut that looks like a donut Burger filled with thick cream of about 4" and $1.20 per! Always need to buy a quarter gal carton of milk to down two of those. Topped with powdered sugar you'll need two napkins as a bib!!!
truth be told I prefer day-old donuts myself although most people I know like 'em warm & fresh my favorites are actually Walmart's glazed raspberry-filled bismarcks although that Burger-Donut you described sounds awesome!
You know, Christie would probably be a front runner if his people had just taken me up on my suggestion for a campaign slogan ... "Chris Christie, he'll keep the pork inside his suit; and out of the federal budget."
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