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Song Parodies -> "Juan Epstein"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Juan Epstein"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

From "Welcome Back Kotter'...
Juan Epstein,
Juan Epstein,
Puerto Rican Jew
Shortest Sweathog claims Vinny B!

Struts like he's tough!
(Red) Hanky off his butt!
Oft impersonates Harpo Marx!
(To Kotter's Groucho)

Got an excuse from his Ma
- why he's always missing
Mr. Kotter doesn't believe him
And neither does Julie!
Will he ever come clean???

Acts like a dope
But like all the Sweathogs
... to Mr. Kotter stays close
======================

[Radio]
"And the winner of the lottery is... Juan... Juan Ep-something...

[Juan] " EPSTEIN!!! "

[Radio]
... wait, Juan Ep, Juan Ep... Juan Eppinger!"

[Juan]
"Puerto Ricans never get a break!"



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Overall Rating: 4.7
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Rob Arndt - February 10, 2016 - Report this comment
Note: Actor Robert Hegyes died in 2012 of a heart attack. He was 60. Also, Vinnie Spellchecked to Vinny!!!
Jonathan - February 10, 2016 - Report this comment
I recently got into this show on Me-Tv but haven't seen it there in a while.... I Juan-der if they still air it... 5's
Rob Arndt - February 10, 2016 - Report this comment
I think more people remember Travolta as Vinnie which launched his career on WBK.

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