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Song Parodies -> "Carson, Come Clean"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Carson, Come Clean"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ben Carson has lost touch with reality. He lives in a fantasy world.
Carson, come clean
Carson, come clean
What did you really mean
About your violence as a teen?

Embarrassing!
Embarrassing!
Embarrassing!

Knives and hammer scenes
Soft-spoken "tough guy"
Meant to sound mean... as in future CIC???

[WTF?]

Trump: He has no hope
Media: Carson lies- he's a joke!

Carsoncare socialized medicine has no hope, either...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Jonathan - November 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Cruzin' For A Bruisin'! 5's
Rob Arndt - November 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon! Get it... clean... with a soap commercial :))

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