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Song Parodies -> "Like Vanilla Bean"
Original Song Title:
"Zestfully Clean"
Original Performer:
Zest Soap TV Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Like Vanilla Bean"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
My favorite Starbucks drink. No coffee Jon.
Like Vanilla Bean,
Like Vanilla Bean,
Starbuck's exciting
VB Frapp with whipped cream!!!
Tastefully!
Acefully!
Blended milk/cream!
Better than any milkshake
From an ice cream shop or Dairy Queen!!!
400 cal, fats, sugar, Grande 16 oz
But tastes like heaven once it's in your mouth!
Like Vanilla Bean,
Starbuck's exciting
VB Frapp with whipped cream!!!
Tastefully!
Acefully!
Blended milk/cream!
Better than any milkshake
From an ice cream shop or Dairy Queen!!!
400 cal, fats, sugar, Grande 16 oz
But tastes like heaven once it's in your mouth!
Seriously Jon, try one. A little over $4 but worth it! Grande Vanilla Bean Frapp with Cream. Security Code is KRM!!!
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perhaps I will give it a try! I'm not much of a coffee person but I do occasionally dunk gingersnaps/oatmeal cookies into coffee and it's not half bad! being more of a tea person myself I'd also like to recommend you with something: try mixing green tea and any kind of lemon-lime soda (7UP/Sprite etc.) together of course in this case it's preferable to use iced green tea rather than warm but it's actually quite delicious! 5's
Thanks Jon! I made the recommendation because the Starbuck's drink does not contain any coffee. It's an awesome vanilla milkshake. I'll try your green tea Citrus drink. In the summer I usually will mix Vodka with a tall ice filled cup (44 oz) with Sprite. After sitting 15-20 mins there's little taste of the vodka content.
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