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Song Parodies -> "He Ate My Spleen"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"He Ate My Spleen"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Dinner is served!
He ate my spleen,
He ate my spleen,
My liver too
With Chianti and fava beans!!!

Offensively!
Intestinally!
Internally... digesting me!

Hannibal is a monster that's vicious and mean
A serial cannibalistic
eidetic thing!

His dining taste offends most folks
Go on, consume me... I hope you choke!!!

You damn forensic psychiatrist!!!

Aaaaarrrghhh!!!

NOT the face, NOT the face!!!
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Jonathan - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
what did Hannibal Lecter get when he was late to the cannibal dinner party? ...The Cold Shoulder! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34 5's
Rob Arndt - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment
A sequel could be "He Ate My Heart in San Fransisco!"
Patrick - January 28, 2016 - Report this comment
An underappreciated organ you don't hear about much anymore.

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