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Song Parodies -> "Bulletproof Thing"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Bulletproof Thing"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

1959 Cop Gear made by Chemtex. Some type of chemically treated material interwoven with metal and cylinder helmet! It worked but the weight penalty and lack of mobility was not good. 85 additional lbs and stiff joints visible. See image below.
Bulletproof thing,
Bulletproof thing,
85 lbs of extra gear
Not good at a crime scene!

Chemically!
Unbendably!
Hot and heavy!

Hard to hold and fire a SMG
When you can't see a thing!

Too much science fiction hope
In gear too cumbersome a load!
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Jonathan - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
a Zest commercial parody about a bulletproof suit? ...I guess we can call this a... "puts on sunglasses" Bulletproof Zest! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f729jQebTYU 5's
Rob Arndt - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, you are the MAN when it comes to puns!!!
Jonathan - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
^ thank ya thank ya very much!
John Lomain - January 26, 2016 - Report this comment
funny

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