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Song Parodies -> "Barbie Poop Clean"
Original Song Title:
"Zestfully Clean"
Original Performer:
Zest Soap TV Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Barbie Poop Clean"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Barbie Forever and her dog Tanner!
Barbie poop clean
Barbie poop clean
To be more realistic
She needs to do _everything_!!!
Barbie Forever!
Walks Tanner!
Is handler!
Then dog takes a crap
And Barbie's there on the scene!
Excrement for little girls who just turned 13!
Better get used to a life of cleaning up sh-t!
- from animals
- from babies
- from kids
- from men
One might ask if this was a joke...???
Not for $124.99 + tax!!!
Barbie poop clean
To be more realistic
She needs to do _everything_!!!
Barbie Forever!
Walks Tanner!
Is handler!
Then dog takes a crap
And Barbie's there on the scene!
Excrement for little girls who just turned 13!
Better get used to a life of cleaning up sh-t!
- from animals
- from babies
- from kids
- from men
One might ask if this was a joke...???
Not for $124.99 + tax!!!
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Barbie See Doggy Doo 5's
No one needs that kind of realism at such an early age!
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