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Song Parodies -> "Barbie Poop Clean"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Barbie Poop Clean"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Barbie Forever and her dog Tanner!
Barbie poop clean
Barbie poop clean
To be more realistic
She needs to do _everything_!!!

Barbie Forever!
Walks Tanner!
Is handler!

Then dog takes a crap
And Barbie's there on the scene!
Excrement for little girls who just turned 13!

Better get used to a life of cleaning up sh-t!

- from animals
- from babies
- from kids
- from men

One might ask if this was a joke...???
Not for $124.99 + tax!!!
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Jonathan - January 06, 2016 - Report this comment
Barbie See Doggy Doo 5's
Rob Arndt - January 06, 2016 - Report this comment
No one needs that kind of realism at such an early age!

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