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Song Parodies -> "Dale's not too Keen"
Original Song Title:
"Zestfully Clean"
Original Performer:
Zest Soap TV Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Dale's not too Keen"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
More "King of the Hill" for those who know the show!
Dale's not too keen
Dale's not to keen
Conspiracy theories
are just his thing!
Govt spying!
Govt lying!
Govt with World Order complying!
Ally nutcase identity denying!
Rusty Shackelford his alias abiding
Loves Mack and Big Tobacco lobbying!
Hank, Bill, Boomhauer think he's a dope
That Joseph is part Guatemalan is a joke!
Don't tell him about John Redcorn and Nancy!
Dale's not to keen
Conspiracy theories
are just his thing!
Govt spying!
Govt lying!
Govt with World Order complying!
Ally nutcase identity denying!
Rusty Shackelford his alias abiding
Loves Mack and Big Tobacco lobbying!
Hank, Bill, Boomhauer think he's a dope
That Joseph is part Guatemalan is a joke!
Don't tell him about John Redcorn and Nancy!
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Note: Dale's alias should be Rusty Shackleford. Damn Spellchecker again!
nice tribute to probably my favorite character in "KOTH" he's so hilarious with his paranoia and crazy antics! one thing I wish had happened before the show ended was that Dale had found out about John Redcorn! 5's
Only watched this show for a relatively short amount of time quite a while ago so trying to recall it now. But this was funny
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