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Song Parodies -> "Poor Charlie Sheen"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Poor Charlie Sheen"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Poor Charlie, Sheen
Poor Charlie Sheen
Highest paid actor on TV
But then he got mean

Cursing!
Ranting!
Raving!

You don't talk that way to Lorre!

Warlock, Tiger's blood, Adonis DNA
"Rockstar from Mars"
Was just another bipolar case!
Didn't make the grade and didn't get paid!!!

Warner kicked him off the lot!

Apologized to some folks
"Anger Management" gave some hope

Let's just see if he can stay clean...
Made $1.8 million per episode on "Two and a Half Men" in 2011
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LPG-Unit - December 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Let's not forget the time when he, while spiked with crack, went amok in the Eloise Suite at the Plaza Hotel a few years ago.
Rob Arndt - December 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Supposedly, he's into supporting cancer research right now along with stem cell development.
Jonathan - December 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Charlie Sheen? is he still winning? 5's
John Lomain - December 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Good parody
Rob Arndt - December 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Is "Anger Management' still running?

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