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Song Parodies -> "F-ck Faber's Dean"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"F-ck Faber's Dean"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Inspired by MP's parody!
F-ck Faber's Dean
F-ck Faber's Dean
Golf balls through his windows
Dead horse* on the scene!

Drunk Marion** screams!
∆ is obscene!***
Mid-terms flunked! (Dean beams)

One way to fight back
Must crash the Homecoming (Annual)
Ruin all their themes!

Wormer's finished! Dashed all his hopes
Omega shoulda never messed with those folks!

"Double Secret Probation" was a joke!!!
* Niedermeyer's
** Dean Wormer's wife
*** Delta House (Delta Tau Chi)
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Jonathan - December 25, 2015 - Report this comment
I haven't really seen "Animal House" yet... surprised? 5's
Rob Arndt - December 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Jon, say it isn't so! You must see this classic comedy! Put it on your list.
John Lomain - December 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Haven't seen it either but this was still funny

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