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Song Parodies -> "Got to be Clean"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Got to be Clean"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More toilet humor...
Got to be clean
Got to be clean
Sittin' on the John
Sphincter? Not a thing!

No Number 2
No Number 3
Nothing!!!

Reading my paper
like eternity seems
Sweaty butt, still gotta wipe
But TP wasting!!!

Body tells you that you gotta GO!
But wasted time with exposed butthole!

You STILL gotta wipe! There goes the roll!!!

10 minutes later, the same thing!

Thank God I buy bulk at Costco!
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0
Total Votes: 13

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Jonathan - December 22, 2015 - Report this comment
No $#!^? 5's
Rob Arndt - December 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon. Worse is a hot day walking around and all that azz sweat runs down your butt crack forcing that uncomfortable squishy feeling! Time to find a restroom and dry wipe standing up or bending over!!!

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