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Song Parodies -> "Need Carpets Cleaned"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Need Carpets Cleaned"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Need carpets cleaned
Need carpets cleaned
Mud-tracking, nerve wracking
Kid and pet fiber-wrecking!

So annoying!
Spill absorbing!
Cat piss deploring!

Must rent a steam machine
Or else pony up for
some new wood flooring!!!

Cleaning carpets is no joke
Must buy a Bissel just to cope...

"Kids, leave your F-cking shoes at the door and keep the cat outside!!!"
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Jonathan - December 11, 2015 - Report this comment
a situation to which I can truly relate... then again I DO like wood flooring... 5's
Rob Arndt - December 12, 2015 - Report this comment
I agree, the dogs mess up everything so using the swiffers on the flooring comes in handy. Living in Cali, I also have carpet upstairs and tiling in the bathrooms! Lots of chores...

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