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Song Parodies -> "Green Mean Machine"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Green Mean Machine"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

HULK SMASH!!!
Green mean machine
Green mean machine
He gets really mean
against threats menacing!

Intimidating!
And irritating, but stll
Fascinating!

Hulk makes fists
before destroying everything!
Be it man or machine, creatures or buildings!!!

Banner can't cope
But Black Widow can make him slow... down

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Jonathan - December 07, 2015 - Report this comment
what does Hulk Hogan have to do with the color green? ...oh wait... 5's

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