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Song Parodies -> "Bible"
Original Song Title:
"Vibez"
Original Performer:
ZAYN
Parody Song Title:
"Bible"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here's a religious parody of the song about the Bible.
Don't keep me reads
I've been waiting all night to get the religion
And you already know I got it for ya
You read the bible, read the bible
Put it on ya
If we're moving too slow, we can free up
Baby, this far from religious, no
You read the Bible, read the Bible
You and me, here in this story
Imagining religions we could do
Won't tell no lies, no lies to you
I need you here, I need you here
Jesus moving wild, discovering Hebrew
Just say the word, I'm ready to go
Christians plays after four
I need you now, oh
Jesus, I'ma get you right, I will
When I touch you tell me how it feel
Trust me, I'ma make it feel religious
Jesus, mind of mine
I'ma do all the things
Type of things that happen in your dreams
Get you right where you need to be
Just don't keep me
Don't keep me reads
I've been waiting all night to get the religion
And you already know I got it for ya
You read the bible, read the bible
Put it on ya
If we're moving too slow, we can free up
Baby, this far from religious, no
You read the Bible, read the Bible
If I move too slow, too slow...
Jesus, I'ma get you right, I will
When I touch you tell me how it feel
Trust me, I'ma make it feel religious
Jesus, mind of mine
I'ma do all the things
Type of things that happen in your dreams
Get you right where you need to be
Just don't keep me
Don't keep me reads
I've been waiting all night to get the religion
And you already know I got it for ya
You read the bible, read the bible
Put it on ya
If we're moving too slow, we can free up
Baby, this far from religious, no
You read the Bible, read the Bible
I've been waiting all night to get the religion
And you already know I got it for ya
You read the bible, read the bible
Put it on ya
If we're moving too slow, we can free up
Baby, this far from religious, no
You read the Bible, read the Bible
You and me, here in this story
Imagining religions we could do
Won't tell no lies, no lies to you
I need you here, I need you here
Jesus moving wild, discovering Hebrew
Just say the word, I'm ready to go
Christians plays after four
I need you now, oh
Jesus, I'ma get you right, I will
When I touch you tell me how it feel
Trust me, I'ma make it feel religious
Jesus, mind of mine
I'ma do all the things
Type of things that happen in your dreams
Get you right where you need to be
Just don't keep me
Don't keep me reads
I've been waiting all night to get the religion
And you already know I got it for ya
You read the bible, read the bible
Put it on ya
If we're moving too slow, we can free up
Baby, this far from religious, no
You read the Bible, read the Bible
If I move too slow, too slow...
Jesus, I'ma get you right, I will
When I touch you tell me how it feel
Trust me, I'ma make it feel religious
Jesus, mind of mine
I'ma do all the things
Type of things that happen in your dreams
Get you right where you need to be
Just don't keep me
Don't keep me reads
I've been waiting all night to get the religion
And you already know I got it for ya
You read the bible, read the bible
Put it on ya
If we're moving too slow, we can free up
Baby, this far from religious, no
You read the Bible, read the Bible
Happy Easter! This is all about the Bible.
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