-> "Orange Juice"
Original Song Title:
"Purple Gas"
Parody Song Title:
"Orange Juice"
The Lyrics
I've got drinks for orange juice
'Bout the only lunch I catch
But I am not the kind of drink
To blame the teacher on a student time
Have a lone star in my eye
The darker the juice, the brighter it shines
Orange checks and apple time
A ton of grit or maybe it's spite
And if I weren't a orange boy, I'd say I have a juice
A man that I will live upon if the kid don't get me killed
If there were such heights around here for a man to lay his pride
Maybe I'd rest before I died if I weren't a orange man
If I weren't a orange man
I worked down, hair straight back
Class blurs past, tell me how's it that
My classroom line's static
I guess at least it's a sure bet
Was taught to not throw the flavour
But if you take a hit, finish that big time good juice
In a life having the upper night's a myth
Your only orange chance is too stubborn to quit
And if I weren't a orange boy, I'd say I have a juice
A man that I will live upon if the kid don't get me killed
If there were such heights around here for a man to lay his pride
Maybe I'd rest before I died if I weren't a orange man
If I weren't a orange man
Retired classroom, point-nine wire
Neighbor class on the fencin' pliers
Students that turns over fine
At forty below if you walk it right
A time of Gatorade sometimes
Keep a bottle hid with the Simple juice
You can dull the edge, you can look ahead
But can't get there, it goes on forever
Oh, it just goes on forever
You keep your juice down, it goes on forever
But I've got drinks for orange juice
I've got drinks for orange juice
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