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Song Parodies -> "Cagney Calls Out Jeffrey Toobin"
Original Song Title:
"Yankee Doodle Dandy"
Original Performer:
Yankee Doodle Dandy (Musical)
Parody Song Title:
"Cagney Calls Out Jeffrey Toobin"
Parody Written by:
CML
The Lyrics
Toobin, you dirty perverted rat! I hear you exposed yourself to young women. Well, I''m calling you out! You know what that means? That means it's curtains for you, Mistah! This is a curtain call!
You're a yanking Toobin dandy
A noodle yanking kind of guy
A real life hell spawn of your God, Onan
Porned on the 4th of July
You've got your noodle yanking sweet spot
It's your yanking pride and joy
Yanking Toobin went to Zoom Chat
Just to spank the monkeys
You are that noodle yanking boy
You're so yanking noodle randy
A Yanking Toobin do or die
A low life hater of your Uncle Sam
Spawned on the Fourth of July
He's got his spanking noodle meat hard
It's his spanky pride and joy
Yanking Toobin went to What's App
Just to shock his cronies
He is that noodle yanking boy
A noodle yanking kind of guy
A real life hell spawn of your God, Onan
Porned on the 4th of July
You've got your noodle yanking sweet spot
It's your yanking pride and joy
Yanking Toobin went to Zoom Chat
Just to spank the monkeys
You are that noodle yanking boy
You're so yanking noodle randy
A Yanking Toobin do or die
A low life hater of your Uncle Sam
Spawned on the Fourth of July
He's got his spanking noodle meat hard
It's his spanky pride and joy
Yanking Toobin went to What's App
Just to shock his cronies
He is that noodle yanking boy
And that lowers the curtain on the Jeff Toobin saga
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Toobin Reinstated In Touching Interview: 'I Got Off Easy'
https://babylonbee.com/news/toobin-gets-off-easy
https://babylonbee.com/news/toobin-gets-off-easy
For those too young to remember .. The top comments track a line that Cagney impersonators would always use, which itself is a parody of a line in a Cagney movie ....... "You dirty rat, I know you killed my brother. You see this rod (pistol). That means it's curtains (death) for you. It's a curtain rod."
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