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Song Parodies -> "No Pork, New York"

Original Song Title:

"New York, New York"

Original Performer:

(Written by) Fred Ebb and John Kander

Parody Song Title:

"No Pork, New York"

Parody Written by:

Robert J. Pagliaro

The Lyrics

Start spreading the news
We're saving the hay
Don't want to give 'em part of it,
No Pork, New York

Ease Omaha's blues
Fund Kennels for strays
And make A-las-ka part of it
Your pork, New York

I want to make cuts in the city that's full of creeps
Pro-tect that cow on the hill, flock of some sheep

These little town jewels
We're giving away
Are just the very start of it
Screw Ole New York
If I can take from there
I'll spend it anywhere
Just not on you, New York, New York.


No Pork, New York

I want to make cuts in the city that's full of creeps
To save that cow on the hill, flock of them sheep, corn in the fields, cow on that hill

These little town jewels
We're giving away
Are just the very start of it
Thank you, New York
A-a-a-nd if I can take from there
I'm gonna spend it anywhere

No pork for You, New York, New York

No Pork

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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Johnny D - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, Johnny, we wouldn't have this problem if the INSANE ANGLO WARLORD hadn't funded al-Qaeda, the Taliban, Saddam and Iran in the first place. A great parody about a great stupidity.
Ravyn Rant - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
This is excellent - love the cow on the hill bit. Yes, there are no terrorist targets in New York or DC...could someone pass me the Kool-Aid? 555
Robert J. Pagliaro - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Gentlemen: Thank you - comments from such excellent writers are very much appreciated by this writer. RR - glad you liked the "cow" line, however, the parody was really built around the line "We're saving the hay" - just couldn't get that out of my head. Thanks again from a guy who is living in the "City without Monuments" - bob
Immoral Liberal - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
This is right on the money Mr. P - an no trashing by the right wing - they've either run out of Kool Aid or are scanning Ann Coulter's new book for the appropriate response.
BEN - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved it!
Robert J. Pagliaro - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Immoral and Ben.
Charles Cohen - September 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Bob, Where are you? Jack Stewart is looking for you?
Robert J. Pagliaro - October 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Charles Cohen - Marshall, how the hell are ya - call my old job and ask for my new place - I'm in the MetLife Building. Wassup? bob

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