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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had the Guts"

Original Song Title:

"If Only I Had the Nerve"

Original Performer:

Wizard of Oz theme

Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Had the Guts"

Parody Written by:

Brady Twins

The Lyrics

Here's a song to all guys who's too shy to ask girls out!
Oh, it's sad, believe me Missy
I am born to be a sissy
If I didn't keep my mouth shut
But I could be a newbie
I can take you to the movies
If I only had the guts

I'm afraid I'm not so mushy
I'm just a wishy washy
Maybe I'll just forfeit
Just let me be slaughtered
I'm only a lonely ba****d
I'd be buried in a vineyard
If the girl I like who talks like a parrot

Then I'm sure I'm a mutt
If I...
Didn't have...
The guts!
Excuse us of the B word...
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Dumb Ass Kid - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
The use of the B word is excused, as is this parody! 454
Newfoghill - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Sweet! I don't know where it goes after the first verse but I do recognize the anxiety blowing all reason out the window. Nice! Do it again!
Tania - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
haha...gather all those guts, guys!

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