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Song Parodies -> "If I Didn't Have to Fart"

Original Song Title:

"If Only I Had a Heart"

Original Performer:

Wizard of Oz theme

Parody Song Title:

"If I Didn't Have to Fart"

Parody Written by:

Brady Twins

The Lyrics

Who loves gross songs?!
(Guy)
When a man is full of gases
He shouldn't come to masses
And so I'm torn apart
I would not eat chicken
It doesn't make me human
If I didn't have to fart

It's too stinky, too full of gas
And awful habit-tual
Regarding food of art
I'd be friends with a model
Not some guy who eat cereal
If I didn't have to fart

Picture me a baked black beans
A voice screams high in a brink

(Girl)
"Oh, Romeo! You stink!"

(Guy)
I smell the gas, not sweet!

I could feel the wind from the rear, actually so stinky
And I don't feel the part
I could stay sweet and freshly
And be with my chickpea
If I didn't have to fart.
Smell the laughter!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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User Comments

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
What laughter?.... (distant coughs in distance) .... (church bell clangs) ... (Wind whistles through street) ... (Tumbleweed rolls across floor) ... I can't hear any laughter....
MrMacphisto - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
heh... The tin-man on the can.
Terrance and Philip - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Ooh Terrance? Yes Philip? BriiiiiP!! Hahaha, you farted. 555
Kat - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that was...........................interesting(I think.).
Red Ant - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
DRTOS well enough to vote, but Terrance and Phillip are from the TV show " South Park " and ALL they do is fart jokes.

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