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Song Parodies -> "If Only I Had a Drink"

Original Song Title:

"If Only I Had a Brain"

Original Performer:

Wizard of Oz theme

Parody Song Title:

"If Only I Had a Drink"

Parody Written by:

Brady Twins

The Lyrics

We're not alcoholics! Don't drink!
(Alcoholic)
I could go away the hours
try smellin' some the flowers
Or insultin' with the hinks
While my head I'd be doin'
But my throat is busy dryin'
If I only had a drink

I'd play any fiddle
For any individ'le
But now I'm seeing pink

(Tim)
When you try to do the drivin'
But you're heart could be sinkin'
'Cause you only had a drink

(Jim)
Oh, I can tell ya why
Alcohol is not the life

(Alcoholic)
I could drink of things I never drank before
And then I'd sit and drink some more

I would not be drinking coffee
Or milk full of toffee
Those things goes down the sink
I would sing and be happy
Let me be alone and sappy
If I only had a drink!
Alcohol is not the answer to life...

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 3.7

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MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd love to see the tin-man singing this...
Dumb Ass Kid - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, you guys have come up with some pretty good stuff lately, i am truly in awe...
Michael Pacholek - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
"If I only had a drink"... my thoughts exactly, especially when I read all the "bathroom humor" recently posted on this site. Of course, that would lead me right back to the bathroom...
Red Ant - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
445, definitaley a good message.

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