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Song Parodies -> "If Only I Had a Drink"

Original Song Title:

"If Only I Had a Brain"

Original Performer:

Wizard of Oz theme

Parody Song Title:

"If Only I Had a Drink"

Parody Written by:

Brady Twins

The Lyrics

We're not alcoholics! Don't drink!
I could go away the hours
try smellin' some the flowers
Or insultin' with the hinks
While my head I'd be doin'
But my throat is busy dryin'
If I only had a drink

I'd play any fiddle
For any individ'le
But now I'm seeing pink

When you try to do the drivin'
But you're heart could be sinkin'
'Cause you only had a drink

Oh, I can tell ya why
Alcohol is not the life

I could drink of things I never drank before
And then I'd sit and drink some more

I would not be drinking coffee
Or milk full of toffee
Those things goes down the sink
I would sing and be happy
Let me be alone and sappy
If I only had a drink!
Alcohol is not the answer to life...

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd love to see the tin-man singing this...
Dumb Ass Kid - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, you guys have come up with some pretty good stuff lately, i am truly in awe...
Michael Pacholek - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
"If I only had a drink"... my thoughts exactly, especially when I read all the "bathroom humor" recently posted on this site. Of course, that would lead me right back to the bathroom...
Red Ant - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
445, definitaley a good message.

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