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Song Parodies -> "P***ed Off My Little Missus"
Original Song Title:
"We're Off To See The Wizard"
Original Performer:
Wizard Of Oz Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"P***ed Off My Little Missus"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
This parody almost has more stars than letters in it...Stupid bloke + highle emotional woman = serious injury
Oh no, she may well explode!
Oh no, she may well explode!
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no,
Oh no, she may well explode!
P***ed off my little missus,
I p*** off my missus a lot
Birthday I missed, (was off getting p***ed)
And s***, now I wish I'd not
I fished for a kiss, but no kiss I got
My missus was p***ed, so I got bopped
Got bopped, got bopped, got bopped, got bopped!
Her fist in my kisser sure hurt a lot
(la la la la la la la)
P***ed off my little missus,
I p*** off my missus a lot
Hell! Oh, she's broken my nose!
Hell! Oh, she's broken my nose!
Hell-oh, hell-oh, hell-oh, hell-oh
Hell! Oh, she's broken my nose!
P***ed off my little missus
This git's in a bit of a spot
Could not resist, her sister I kissed
A seven-year itch I got
A quest for a kiss, coz this miss was hot
My missus was p***ed, so Kris got shot
Got shot, got shot, got shot, got shot!
Now Kristof, he lisps and limps a lot
(la la la la la la la)
Antagonistic missus:
Persistently p***ed, lost the plot!
Oh no, she may well explode!
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no,
Oh no, she may well explode!
P***ed off my little missus,
I p*** off my missus a lot
Birthday I missed, (was off getting p***ed)
And s***, now I wish I'd not
I fished for a kiss, but no kiss I got
My missus was p***ed, so I got bopped
Got bopped, got bopped, got bopped, got bopped!
Her fist in my kisser sure hurt a lot
(la la la la la la la)
P***ed off my little missus,
I p*** off my missus a lot
Hell! Oh, she's broken my nose!
Hell! Oh, she's broken my nose!
Hell-oh, hell-oh, hell-oh, hell-oh
Hell! Oh, she's broken my nose!
P***ed off my little missus
This git's in a bit of a spot
Could not resist, her sister I kissed
A seven-year itch I got
A quest for a kiss, coz this miss was hot
My missus was p***ed, so Kris got shot
Got shot, got shot, got shot, got shot!
Now Kristof, he lisps and limps a lot
(la la la la la la la)
Antagonistic missus:
Persistently p***ed, lost the plot!
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A sibilant symphony. Yesssss!
Pr*tty Bl**p*ing G**d, Kr*st*f !!! 5*5*5 ~ * ~ * ~
this theme is very familiar to me...5s
As we say in New England "Wickid P*ssa!" 555
"If you only had a brain", you wouldn't get in so much trouble :). 555
Good one, Kristof.
Now THAT's a hoarse of a diff'rent color!
OZ given you fives on this for explaining the reason for the Yellow brick road...
bang bang bang three 5's shot your way
No clever Oz puns, so I'll just say great job and 555.
not only were the lines brilliantly twisted and funny, the fact they're set to this OS's rhythm lifted it to the sublime - this one gets better the more it's read - great stuff Kristof - 555
a 5 for a brain, a 5 for a heart, and a 5 for courage to give the marriage a new beginning. ...Brilliant spoof!
definitely a sotm candidate. lovely 5-5-5
(ABC3-P) Yep, I can relate to this one. Funny stuff; See above! PS: This has been bugging me for a while: Why do you Brits usually censor "piss"?
A very upbeat tune transformed into a very beat up tune
(ABC3P) What I'd like to know is, why do some songs blank the word 'ass'? What the hell is up with that? It means your rear end, is that so bad?
Anyways, great parody, Kristof!
Anyways, great parody, Kristof!
(ABC) Kristof, as always, excellent excellent excellent. . .I don't think I've read a parody of yours I didn't absolutely love, and still listen to Hookers at my Front Door Daily on Soundclick
(ABC3) It took me a couple reading to figure out the "oh no" stanzas were the "follow the yellow brick road" parts. Hi-larioius stuff.
(ABC3) as i said above it gets better the more it's read - you've outdone even yourself on the word and rhyme play here Kristof - those tightly-packed iss/ists/isters/isses rhymes were plain delightful to read to the jerky OS rhythm
(ABC) What Johnny D said, of coarse!
what a chucklefest bounces along nicely! 555
While I do not agree with making light of domestic violence committed by or against EITHER gender, your song does have enough reality in it to make it an effective satire.----MM
(ABC) Hell hath no fury like a 555 vote scorned...but you get it this time! ;)
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