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Song Parodies -> "I Offed Him With Some Scissors"

Original Song Title:

"We're Off To See the Wizard"

Original Performer:

Wizard Of Oz Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"I Offed Him With Some Scissors"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

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Fellow was really a toad, tra la
Fellow was really a toad, tra la
Fellow, Fellow, Fellow, Fellow
Fellow was yellow prick toad tra la...

I offed him with some scissors
I offed him and I had just cause
You know he was a slimy frog
And never a prince he was
If ever oh ever a frog there was
The scissor-struck guy was one because
And now and now and now a corpse he is
Because of the dastardly things he did
I offed him with some scissors
I offed him and I had just cause

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

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