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Song Parodies -> "So That's Really Not That Smart"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only had a Heart"

Original Performer:

Wizard of Oz Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"So That's Really Not That Smart"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

When the Jews start to settle
The Palis get all rattled
Peace talks fall apart
Hamas starts resumin'
Abducting Jews for killin'
So that's really not that smart

They like torture
They are mental
And very territorial
Intifadas love to start
But Netanyahu's not a sparrow *
The IDF has lots of arrows
So that's really not that smart

They killed three
In Jerusalem... is sorrow
Quick reprisals sure to follow
It's no defeat
They feel the heat
IDF in motion
Gaza closed: commotion
And then the clashes start
In this deadlock there's no winner
Each plays both saint and sinner
So that's really not that smart

* Netanyahu is a hawk

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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John Doe - July 07, 2014 - Report this comment
A gigantic non sequitur, with no humor, irony, or sarcasm. The pacing is lousy, too. Otherwise, it's a masterpiece.
Jonathan - July 07, 2014 - Report this comment
Jew done good Rob Jew done good 5's
Rob Arndt - July 07, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon... I see no major pacing errors except that V3 at the site I got the lyrics from was written that way with all those lines grouped together. I'm not sure how Tin-Man sang the tune at that point, so I just rhymed, the syllables maybe off slightly in a few lines due to choice of longer words. This was about the killings of the 3 Jewish boys and retaliation killing of the Pali boy. I didn't want to be graphic, so I used this OS which covers the cycles of unrest. Now there's escalation with 11 Palis dead in Israeli strikes and threat of a Third Intifada or worse, rockets being fired from Gaza...

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