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Song Parodies -> "If He Only Had The Nerve"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had The Nerve"

Original Performer:

Wizard of Oz Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"If He Only Had The Nerve"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

O' is bad, imperialistic,
with his Executive overreach,
his own agenda does he serve
Wish he could change his habits,
and stop acting without Congress,
if he only had the nerve

ACA- public defyin',
Constitution he's denyin',
mandates we don't deserve
Work Left-Right towards progress,
'stead of bein' a damn Socialist,
if he only had the nerve

Oh, we'd
share in the good times
With Recession no more
Growth at 5%+ just like before,
wish he'd... avoid some costly GOOOOFS!
Wage REAL Anti-terror war!!

Try to avoid a border clash
Central American mess
integrity to preserve*
But he won't work with Boehner
And thinks McCain's a geezer
so he gets what he deserves!

Obama gets on our nerves...
* border integrity, not his!!!

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The Moderate - July 02, 2014 - Report this comment
http://www.google.com/url?url=http://economix.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/03/14/people-think-were-in-a-recession-dont-blame-them/&rct=j&frm=1&q=&esrc=s&sa=U&ei=vQ60U_CfKJagyATmvoKYAQ&ved=0CBQQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNHgzz4gms3ug8TXKnDciJerqsamTw
Jonathan - July 02, 2014 - Report this comment
my security code says: 54U that sounds about right 5's
Rob Arndt - July 02, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon. Saw a bumper sticker the other day in a parking lot that read: O's Gotta GO!!! My brother had a magnet sticker on his Ford F-150 with the face of Obama that read: Does the ASS make my truck look fat??? LOL!!!
Jonathan - July 02, 2014 - Report this comment
^ LOL! that's gold!
Rob Arndt - July 02, 2014 - Report this comment
Actually Jon, that should have read: Does this ASS make my truck look fat??? Also, when are you gonna post a new parody, Jon?
Jonathan - July 02, 2014 - Report this comment
^ yeah I got what you meant that's a pretty funny bumper sticker! also new parody should be coming around some time later this month thanks for asking! :)

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