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Song Parodies -> "We're Off in Mighty Panzers"
Original Song Title:
"We're Off to See the Wizard"
Original Performer:
Wizard of Oz Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"We're Off in Mighty Panzers"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
[Whermacht News]
Off to the Ostfront we go, ja, ja!
Off to the Ostfront we go, ja, ja!
Achtung! Achtung!
Achtung! Achtung!
Off to the Ostfront we go
Off to the Ostfront we go
Off to the Ostfront, off to the Ostfront
Off to the Ostfront we go!
If ever a horrible land there was
Communist Russia is worst because
Because, because, because, because
Because of the most wretched land and Slavs!
[Panzer Commanders]
Oh, we're off in mighty panzers,
To kill all those wicked Slavs!
We'll take care of all this nasty biz,
deal with those miserable Slavs
If ever a horrible land there was
Communist Russia is worst because
Because, because, because, because
Because of the most wretched land and Slavs!
....(whistling overheard) Stukas in fight are dropping bombs!
Ja! Ja!
[Armored crews]
We're off in terrible blizzards
And our tracks are all clogged with mud!
A pity to see, a pity to see
The T-34s of those Slavs!
[Panzer Commanders]
Oh, we're off in mighty panzers,
To kill all those wicked Slavs!
We'll take care of all this nasty biz,
deal with those miserable Slavs
If ever a horrible land there was
Communist Russia is worst because
Because, because, because, because
Because of the most wretched land and Slavs!
....(firing ahead) Tiger 88s hit those armored thugs!
Oh, we're off in mighty panzers,
To kill all those wicked Slavs!
Hope we don't freeze, -55 degrees
In this terrible land of the Slavs!
[Whermacht]
Two fronts seem like a lost cause!!!
Off to the Ostfront we go, ja, ja!
Off to the Ostfront we go, ja, ja!
Achtung! Achtung!
Achtung! Achtung!
Off to the Ostfront we go
Off to the Ostfront we go
Off to the Ostfront, off to the Ostfront
Off to the Ostfront we go!
If ever a horrible land there was
Communist Russia is worst because
Because, because, because, because
Because of the most wretched land and Slavs!
[Panzer Commanders]
Oh, we're off in mighty panzers,
To kill all those wicked Slavs!
We'll take care of all this nasty biz,
deal with those miserable Slavs
If ever a horrible land there was
Communist Russia is worst because
Because, because, because, because
Because of the most wretched land and Slavs!
....(whistling overheard) Stukas in fight are dropping bombs!
Ja! Ja!
[Armored crews]
We're off in terrible blizzards
And our tracks are all clogged with mud!
A pity to see, a pity to see
The T-34s of those Slavs!
[Panzer Commanders]
Oh, we're off in mighty panzers,
To kill all those wicked Slavs!
We'll take care of all this nasty biz,
deal with those miserable Slavs
If ever a horrible land there was
Communist Russia is worst because
Because, because, because, because
Because of the most wretched land and Slavs!
....(firing ahead) Tiger 88s hit those armored thugs!
Oh, we're off in mighty panzers,
To kill all those wicked Slavs!
Hope we don't freeze, -55 degrees
In this terrible land of the Slavs!
[Whermacht]
Two fronts seem like a lost cause!!!
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Rancid wine does not belong in JAB/Harburg bottle.
Go Tigers! YAY! What, this ISN'T a football team??? 5s anyway for provoking Bip Buttcrack above ! Security Code for this is G36- Bwahahahaha!!!
^^ Yip are you by any chance a fan of communism? 5's
Thanks Jon... and @YY, with all due respect, JAB only did a short version of the OS while I did the full version. Yes, I get inspired by OS others use and they have used plenty that I put up, esp. the modern materials. The fact that you can't see humor in my topic compared to the original and the fate of the tankers in Russia is your problem. I write whatever I like and some people do appreciate my materials that are wide-ranging.
I have seen many photo albums and German books on the Russian campaign. The thought of even being present in that hell of frozen mud makes me shiver. And this is June in Kansas. If only one or two men of the millions who died on both sides had only conjured up the moral courage to kill Hitler and Stalin, can you imagine what a better world it would be today.
Jonathan, are you by any chance a fan of stupidity?
^ I thought I already established that I am no Miley Cyrus fan!
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