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Song Parodies -> "Scary Old Land Of Jaws"

Original Song Title:

"Merry Old Land Of Oz"

Original Performer:

Wizard Of Oz Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Scary Old Land Of Jaws"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

where's my pa ?...where'd he go ?...in the water he seemed to pause
my god, his leg's been chewed away...in the scary old land of jaws

where's my cuz ?...in the surf...where the predator sealife gnaws
he tries, but cannot get away...in the scary old land of jaws

in the sea they dwell and they can weigh a ton
they will eat you for lunch...and when they do, you're done
that ain't no fun

fins, i saw...there they go...so, you'd better get out because...
this beast cannot be kept at bay...in the scary old land of jaws

swimming here...swimming there...and their teeth are as sharp as saws
so, if you go, you must beware...in the scary old land of jaws

bit rump here...leg stump there...he's a killer that has no flaws
and this fellow could be anywhere...in the scary old land of jaws

he will grab your head and drag you right on down
does he do this so that you will drown ?
uh huh
you won't be found

rip rip here...rip rip there...they will open you up like claws
and i tell you, they'll be no repair...in the scary old land of jaws

where's my ma ?...down below...right next to my pa
this killer must be stopped today...in the scary old land of jaws

blood, he draws...our worst foe...he likes his dinner raw
and that's why no one ever stays...in the scary old land of jaws






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Sweet Indigo - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahaha! Hohoho! And a couple of tra-la-las! Rhymes much better than the original, too! Well done.
Johnny D - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Munch munch munch
Crunch crunch crunch
And a bubbled-up belch and fart
This pa-rody is bloody good
So a triple-five I'll impart.
John Barry - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm melting with laughter!
alvin rhodes - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you indigo, johnny and john...tra la las to you all
Melhi - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Bloody hilarious!
Diddims - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
"Bloody hilarious!" can be used with or without a comma (ie: "Bloody, hilarious!") a job well-done!
Stray Pooch - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a Quint-essential shark parody. Bull sharks and Tigers and Whites - oh my! 555
alvin rhodes - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all, may you be safe from infested waters
Bandy - February 25, 2011 - Report this comment
LOLZZZZ

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